I'm BACK with the show everyone has been begging in the streets to be made. They fucking BEGGED. Threw themselves at my mercy...what else can I say? Had to relocate to a mansion in west hollywood to avoid the beggars. Now that I'm in california there are no beggars.

It is up to you my brothers and sisters to enjoy. I will return again one day either with a new episode or because every other website has been destroyed. Actually you know what while I am here I wanna talk about that real quick.

Newgrounds is very cool and it makes me sad that I spent many years as a hater. I joined when I was 13 (sorry Tom) and I did gay sprite movies but then artists who I thought were cooler than me (they were actually just older) said "newgrounds is gay people who like newgrounds are gay also sprite movies are gay" and I mean I didn't want to be gay so that's who I rolled with. And don't get it twisted some of the shit they said was true, unfunny video game parodies and hentai were rampant, but you can put whatever you want up here, uncensored, it's not at the mercy of fucking ads, like in the face of that who gives a fuck about mario farting have you seen what the fuck youtubes been on??? It's straight up evil.

Idk man newgrounds changed my life in ways that are too insane to unravel, and how many times have you heard someone from here say that? It's crazy that my story is thousands of other peoples too, so what the fuck thank you Tom for doin this even when we may have been too hipster to appreciate it.